Sarah Palin Will Save These Brown Children From Obama Molesting Them? (Unclear)

Sarah Palin is just SO MAD at Barack Obama you guys, that she has been driven, for only the three zillionth time, tocall for his impeachment because he is acting like a dictator and not telling the truth about the IRS or Fast and Furious. Or, wait, not those, this time around it's because he has thrown open the borders to a flood of undesirables who are going to overwhelm our once-proud nation. Now, you might find this somewhat surprising, seeing as how just a couple weeks ago the half-term quitter was complaining that the Republican response to the border crisis had her thinking of quitting the party, but come on, that's unfair, because two whole weeks! But this time she really means it, and says that Obama's "unsecured border crisis is the last straw that makes the battered wife say, “no mas,” because apparently she stands with abused Latinas, just as long as they get their illegal asses and their filthy diseased children back across the border, pronto.

You don't really need much in the way of excerpts from her rant at Dead Breitbart's Home for Cranky Nativists, because god knows you've heard everything this person has said before. Flood of immigrants. Deliberately opened the borders. Disregarding "America's exceptionalism." Fundamental transformation.

Because of Obama’s purposeful dereliction of duty an untold number of illegal immigrants will kick off their shoes and come on in, competing against Americans for our jobs and limited public services. There is no end in sight as our president prioritizes parties over doing the job he was hired by voters to do.

Say, that last is an interesting point -- perhaps you remember who the voters didn't hire, Sarah?

Also taxes, class warfare (only this time it's Obama's wealthy Hollywood elite against the average working person, don't you know), and by golly, Sarah declares,

average American workers -- native-born and wonderful legal immigrants of all races, backgrounds, and political parties -- do care because we’re the ones getting screwed as we’re forced to follow all our government’s rules while others are not required to do so.

Oh those legal immigrants ARE so wonderful! Which is why whenever some brown child sings the national anthem or wins the national spelling bee, there's a huge outpouring of love for the beautiful wonderful diversity of our great nation.

So anyway, time to impeach Obama for real this time, because 50,000 refugee children who mostly turned themselves in at border crossings proves that Barack Obama wants nothing more than to destroy America. Next up, we expect Sarah to start quoting the immortal words of Jesus, who said "Suffer the little children to go the fuck back where they came from, we can't afford these leeches."

We've had several days of rage over small children now, which means that we're probably just about due for Sarah and her crowd to declare the "immigration crisis" a distraction from Benghazi.


Doktor Zoom

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