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Sarah Palin's Alleged Lover's Estranged Wife's Brother's Former Brother-In-Law Speaks!

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Well, if theNational Enquirer's latest story isn't entirely factual we will just eat our hats. Once upon a time Sarah Palin's husband Todd had a business partner -- no, not that one -- some snowmobile dealer named Brad Hanson, and Sarah Palin allegedly had an affair with this fellow. You see, Todd was always away on business, but Todd's business partner stayed home, for the purposes of fucking Todd's wife, apparently! So says the former brother-in-law of the brother of Hanson's wife.


He took a lie detector test and everything, so it must be true! He is backed up by an anonymous source who says "Brad was a good listener," which is Alaskan code for "he was a furry."

SARAH PALIN LOVER REVEALED! [National Enquirer]

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No pressure in November, but looks like the Supreme Court is going to do FUCK ALL about gerrymandering this term. In a unanimous decision authored by Chief Justice Roberts, the Court remanded the landmark Gill v. Whitford redistricting case on standing -- in other words, they won't be ruling on it because the plaintiffs challenging the gerrymander hadn't adequately proved that they personally had the right to challenge Wisconsin's preposterous districts.

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We have been hearing ever since late last week that Michael Cohen is probably about to be arrested and probably going to be indicted on one million charges and probably maybe might be about to try to flip and make a deal so that he doesn't end up in prison for the rest of his natural life. In fact, we have been hanging our hopes on it, because everything else sucks. Sure, we are still filled with joy over how Paul Manafort is on day four of JAIL, MOTHERFUCKER, JAIL, but then we remembered what is happening on the border and what we are saying right now is we need something happy.

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