Sarah Palin's Pet Wingnut Concedes NY Congressional Race, Again


Doug Hoffman, thewingnut geek who forced the Republican out of New York's 23rd congressional district special election but then lost that election to the Democrat and then proceeded to concede and later unconcede, finally admitted defeat (again) today, which caused the spontaneous pregnancy of Sarah Palin (again) and the immediate sale of 1 gazillion copies of Palin's book, I'm Awesome.

Hoffman says he doesn't have the votes to make a recount worthwhile, which is pretty much what people on Earth believe, too, as Democrat Bill Owens not only won the race but was sworn in three weeks ago, and is currently the Congressman in Congress, in Washington. [WPTZ/AP]


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