Save Us, Al Gore ... With a Nuclear War!
The San Francisco Chronicle is covering all the bases when it comes to the important issue of Global Warming. A Wonkette operative notes that the Hot/Cold stories also ran right next to each other in the newspaper, because editors just love to fuck with old people.
Ice at North Pole could be gone by 2040, scientists warn [SF Chronicle]
Small nuclear war could severely cool the planet [SF Chronicle]