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Saxby Chambliss Will Probably Win Georgia Runoff, Which Is... GAH It's Tomorrow!

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The 2008 Georgia Senate runoff -- the single most important election since Clinton/Dole -- is happening December 2nd, which is technically "tomorrow," although that can't possibly be true -- it always sounded like something that would be "a few weeks away," permanently. But it's tomorrow and [Democrat] will probably lose to ol' Saxby "Tit Clown" Chambliss.

Obama's organizers are working the field hard, but we have not gotten any sure-to-lose "support Jim Martin" e-mail pleas from Obama Headquarters in some time. Because who wants to be associated with some loser Senate candidate? Answer: the DSCC. The DSCC continues to harass everyone constantly. Around 5 p.m., the day before the election, the outreach dude e-mailed asking for money! WHO EVEN HAS THAT?

The DSCC does not mince words: "There are only 4 hours left for you to help us defeat Saxby Chambliss." Dire! Hank Paulson probably got this e-mail, too, and has "infused" them with $300 billion, for car loans.

2008 Georgia Senate Runoff [Pollster]

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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