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SCANDAL: Babies Allowed To Vote

robotvote.jpgIf there's anything less informed than an American Voter, it's a common baby. But thanks to Flickr's Election Day Special Collection, we've discovered that even little infant children are voting and then bragging about it.


Wonkette operatives are invited to post comical photos of other illegal voters -- cats, puppets, drunks -- casting a vote and proudly wearing the little flag sticker.

Election 2006 [Flickr]

UPDATE: Babies also threaten legal action for publishing their photos.

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Fellow Wonkers, this last week of horror has been wearing on us all, because here we are in a world where the "president" of the United States has ordered that migrant children be taken away from their parents at the border, and is simultaneously proud of it (for his base) and cravenly blaming it on Democrats because even he knows it's morally reprehensible. But what the hell can we do about it, we are all keening, beyond calling our senators and representatives and posting sadness on Twitter, the latter of which is of dubious utility to anyone, and mostly depressing?

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There are perks to being the only Harvard professor willing to shill for the Bush League Mussolini. Everyone else has to haul ass to the Fox studio and sit for hair and makeup. Not Alan Dershowitz! He just parks his laptop in Pee Wee's playhouse and Skypes in that rant. Is he even wearing pants? We hope never to find out!

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