A Wonkette operative in Florida writes: "I went over to the Schiavo Hospice to see what was going on, and of course, I kinda went

over to see two people: Sean Hannity and Julie Banderas. Hannity pulls up in a nice car (Maybach?) and completely ignores the crowd asking him to turn around for pictures. Jerk. Julie Banderas is HOTTER in real life than on TV. She looks EXTREMELY young with flawless skin. However, her ass is the size of a VW van, making it seemingly impossible to do her kama sutra reporting in a news van, but I'd love to see her try anyway."