Schizophrenic Busker Explains "Macaca"

Experts weigh in... outsider artist/hipster exploitation subject comments from beyond the grave on George "The Man Who Won't Be President" Allen Macaca Fracas... an emailer explains:

When I was eighteen or nineteen, I had gotten into the music of the Chicago street-performer Wesley Willis, and in discussing him one day, a friend of a friend recounted his friends's trip to the ORD (Chicago, I mean) to see Wesley perform. At one point, Wesley spoke the insult "suck a macaque's dick", and the friend of the friend of the friend of mine inquired, "Wesley, what's a macaque?" Obligingly, Willis answered, "To the best of my knowledge, it is some kind of monkey".

Rock on, Washington.

Meanwhile, the AP reports that the President will appear at a private Man Who Won't Be President event this week. Bush will be the guest of honor at a fundraiser at Ed Gillespie's house. He's scheduled no public appearances on behalf of Allen, because Allen clearly doesn't need help destroying his political career, thank you very much.

President to Appear at Private Fundraiser for Allen [AP via Dailypress]


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