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Scientist Proves Teabagger Signs Aren't Racist, Exposes Media Conspiracy

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  • A graduate student from UCLA photographed 250 signs that she saw at the 9/12 FreedomWorks rally, and then did scientific experiments to determine whether these signs were racist or not. The grad student's analysis found "only about a quarter of all signs reflected direct anger with Obama. Only 5 percent of the total mentioned the president's race or religion, and slightly more than 1 percent questioned his American citizenship." Only five percent of the signs this lady saw at a rally said "Obama is a Muslin"? What could this mean? It means the media has distorted the Teabagger message, which is Freedom. We've attended many of these Teabagger picnics -- not just one! -- and we cannot agree more. Why won't the liberal media apologize for calling all of these crusty, self-loathing brain-dead white people mean names? And also, we would like to apply to UCLA's Teabagger Ph.D. program. [WaPo]
  • Here is a feel-good story that will make your morning sparkle! It is about your friendly neighborhood health insurance conglomerate raising premiums for sick children. [NYT]


  • Harry Reid and Sharron Angle are cage fighting in Las Vegas tonight! Bring a date/Rentboy! Speaking of which: Vagina Dentata triumphed over Yale Divinity last night. Hooray, we knew you could do it, Christine! [Seattle Times]

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Poor People Are Mad As Hell, And They're Not Going to Take It Anymore.

The Poor People's Campaign marched on Washington, and we were there!

Culture Wars
by Dominic Gwinn

Yesterday the new Poor People's Campaign, led by Rev. William Barber and Rev. Dr. Liz Theoharis, concluded 40 days of protest and civil disobedience with a rally on the National Mall. Building off of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr's original Poor People's Campaign 50 years ago, the new campaign is aimed at uniting labor leaders with activists to build a coalition of all marginalized people

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The police have clearly failed to stop the scourge of black kids selling water to thirsty people, so your average law-abiding, permit-respecting white lady has no choice but to take matters into her own (did we mention they were white?) hands. You might call her a busybody gone power mad or a simple tool of racist micoaggression, but we just call her "Permit Patty."

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