Scooter Libby's Statistically Improbably Novel

This Is The Smile I Have On My Face When I Think Of Drawing Hair On Pubic MoundsTo the thousand or so tipsters who've sent us that New Yorker piece: We know about Scooter Libby's bear porn novel (actual bear, not Andrew Sullivan), okay? Not that we aren't grateful, but maybe you should start lobbying Santorum's office about it or something. In the mean time, we'd like to alert you to the following "statistically improbably phrases" in Libby's book. Surprisingly, "fuck the deer" is not among them:

assistant headman, tiny dancer, man with the pole, mountain trousers
Mmmmm, mountain trousers....


The Apprentice [Amazon]


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