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Scott Brown Convinces Kagan To Love America, With His Handsomeness

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We all know thatboy-crazy Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan has only orchestrated this whole nomination business to get some facetime with distinguished older gentlemen in hopes of finally finding "the one." But only Republican hero Scott Brown realized the leverage this gave Senators over the future judicial dictator, and he used all of his powers of sexiness to get her to abandon her plans to declare the Army unconstitutional on her first day on the bench.


Brown and Kagan's liberal hometown rag reports:

"It was very clear to me after we spoke about it at length that she is supportive of the men and women who are fighting to protect us, and very supportive of the military as a whole," said Brown, a military lawyer in the Massachusetts National Guard. "I do not feel that her judicial philosophy will be hurting the men and women who are serving."

(And you should really click that link because it contains an adorable picture of Scott Brown totally checking out Elena Kagan's ass while she grins girlishly.)

Anyway, Brown and the other New England liberal monster, Susan Collins, probably won't filibuster Kagan now, so look for the Supreme Court softball team to avenge years of defeats at the hands of those jocks at the Congressional Budget Office soon enough. [Boston Hearld, NYT]

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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