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Scott Brown: We Wouldn't Have Ebola If Mitt Was President

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Roll your eyes with us, won't you please, at the latest steaming pile of stupid from former Sen. Scott Brown (R-Whatever State Will Take Him):


“Gosh can you imagine if Mitt was the president right now?” Brown said. “He was right on Russia, he was right on Obamacare, he was right on the economy. And I guarantee you we would not be worrying about Ebola right now and, you know, worrying about our foreign policy screw ups.”

Gosh, Scott, we really can't imagine that. Because Mitt can't get himself elected president no matter how many time he tries. Hell, he can't even get himself elected dogcatcher. In fact, he especially can't get himself elected dogcatcher.

But don't you worry your pretty little pecs about that. You have an election to lose, and you'd better stay focused on convincing the Granite State that you've "always been a phony from New Hampshire." You don't want to get distracted from your message of promising not to create jobs because who do those dumb lazy New Hampshirites think they are, Massachusetts?

And since you're really hurting with the ladies, you'd better keep bragging about your "house full of women" and handing out little Hero! plaques to women for being women. It's so much easier than actually caring about their concerns, isn't it? We know those lady issues don't really matter, not to you, because you're a real expert on chicks, what with living among them and all. That's why you've been busy "talking about issues that people care about," which do not include those dumb lady issues like equal pay and health care. Gosh, sure is hard to imagine why you're not winning the women over with silver-tongued wooing like that.

Why don't you leave the grown-ups to talk about how to deal with Ebola, and you can stick to what you know: hanging out with the young Republicans and giving free beer to the co-eds at the college tailgate parties, where the cool kids talk about the very issues you want to focus on, like "Fuck Jeanne Shaheen!" and "Elizabeth Warren sucks!" That's really more your pace, don't you think?

Oh, and one more thing, Scott. Go screw yourself right in the centerfold. We'll be giving all our money to Sen. Jeanne Shaheen, to make sure you stay out of the Senate for good.

[The Hill]

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Donald Trump's immigration goon squads were all set to start mass arrests and deportations of families in multiple cities Sunday, but before the raids started, he tweeted Saturday that he'd decided to delay the operation by two weeks -- to allow Democrats a chance to join Republicans in trashing US asylum law. Trump took a phone call Friday evening from Nancy Pelosi urging him to hold off on the raids, although it's also possible that internal disagreements about the operation at the Department of Homeland Security may have been part of the reason for the delay, too. In the meantime, Trump gets to terrify undocumented families some more and rant about deporting "millions," although the planned operation was actually targeted only at a couple thousand people who have already received deportation orders.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement had been gearing up to start raids in 10 US cities, including Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, and Baltimore, to show how tough America is, and never mind that the sweeps would certainly have led to more family separations, as ICE scooped up at least some undocumented parents of children born in the US. The news also comes while the media is reporting filthy, inhuman conditions at the border camps where newly arrested immigrants, including babies, are being packed in, leading to plenty of awkward questions about why the government suddenly wants to arrest more people in the interior of the country? (Hint: President Eichmann just announced his reelection bid.)

The Great Deporter announced the delay of the operation Saturday by Twitter, as if that were normal, then followed up with more bluster Sunday.

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Kamala Harris was holding it down at the South Carolina Democratic Convention this weekend, and she wasn't just there to kick it at Clyburn's Fish Fry, hang out with Berndog Sanders, and just look extra good. No. She fucking running for President, and she's actually got a chance, unlike the many Mayo Casserole Men who keep jumping into the damn race. Why did they jump in after Kamala and Elizabeth Warren, the only people who are even running, clearly said, "We got it from here, boys"? Not sure, but regardless, it was unnecessary. Doesn't matter anyway because who is gonna remember Dadface McDorksky when Kamala is turning it the fuck out with speeches indicting Trump?

Do you believe in America? Kamala Harris believes in America, and her Saturday speech calls out for justice, and righteousness; where Barack Obama struck hopeful, dulcet, aspirational tones, Harris strikes sharp chords of urgency. To say that she read Trump the riot act would be, and is, an understatement; what she did here raised a crucial reality that some Dems refuse to see. Trump MUST be prosecuted. The Democratic nominee will wear many hats, and one of the most important of those hats is that of a prosecutor. There is a case to be made against Donald J. Trump, hell, there are so many cases, and as far as Harris is concerned, who better to make that case, but a COP? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kamala Harris at the South Carolina Democratic Convention June, 22 2019 youtu.be

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