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Scott McClellan, POLITICAL GENIUS

He's About To CrySilly John Podhoretz: Don't you read the Note? You're not supposed to actually identify who the source was for today's blistering Rove's-future-in-doubt story in the Washington Post. You're just supposed to say,"'It's SO obvious who those quotes are from,' with a small shake of the head and a knowing half smile." (And here we thought all of DC's journalists had just developed palsy.) Granted, the shake of the head is hard to pull off online, but maybe you should have invented an emoticon for it or something, instead of posting this brilliant thesis: WH press puppy "Scott McClellan's messy fingerprints are all over the WaPo story, as even Bush will be able to see."


OMG! Of course! Scott McClellan, media manipulation mastermind. We can picture him now, cackling gleefully at his latest stroke of genius! "Muahahahaha! Mr. Rove, revenge is a dish best served cold. Muahahaha! Muuuahahahaha!" etc.

Seriously though, does Scotty even have fingerprints? Hasn't he blurred them off by all the thumb-sucking and rocking back-and-forth in the corner he does between briefings?

Rove's Future Role Is Debated [WP]

MCCLELLAN GOES AFTER ROVE [NRO's The Corner]

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Fellow Wonkers, this last week of horror has been wearing on us all, because here we are in a world where the "president" of the United States has ordered that migrant children be taken away from their parents at the border, and is simultaneously proud of it (for his base) and cravenly blaming it on Democrats because even he knows it's morally reprehensible. But what the hell can we do about it, we are all keening, beyond calling our senators and representatives and posting sadness on Twitter, the latter of which is of dubious utility to anyone, and mostly depressing?

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There are perks to being the only Harvard professor willing to shill for the Bush League Mussolini. Everyone else has to haul ass to the Fox studio and sit for hair and makeup. Not Alan Dershowitz! He just parks his laptop in Pee Wee's playhouse and Skypes in that rant. Is he even wearing pants? We hope never to find out!

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