SCOTUS Among Us: Bush Nominates John Roberts
Sure, it'll please the liberal groups, but will he be able to keep his CBS job, and what will it do to his fabulous hair, that's what we want to know.
Oh, uhm, no. Not that John Roberts. Who is he, then? It almost doesn't matter. Hey, reporter pals? Those press releases you got about Clement? "Anti-choice... rights of women and minorities... champions big business... blah blah blah blah blah...."
Not sure you need new ones.