Sea Monster FBI Informants Conspire Against Marion Barry


  • A shrimp and some crab soup tried to MURDER Marion Barry! A futile assassination attempt. Marion Barry is not afraid of sea creatures, cooked or otherwise. [Washington Times]

  • The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers is very concerned about the structural integrity of America's beaches. They must take action, regardless of the cost! [Washington Examiner]

  • Looks like Facebook signed up for one of WaPo's fancy salons. How outraged are you, Ezra Klein? [DCist]

  • We now know what happens when a Metrobus driver tries to parallel park on top of a traffic light. [Unsuck Metro DC]

  • Cary Grant strikes again! [Holla Back DC]


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