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Sean Spicer Whines About His Whining! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 7, 2017
Morning Wonkers! Here's some of the things we may be talking about today!
- A federal appeals court will hear arguments for Trump's
Muslim banreligious minority travel restriction.
- Trump will tell all us lying liberal fake news people all about the terrorist attacks we haven't been telling you about (per Killary Klinton's instruction).
- Steve Bannon is one of those Catholics who hates the new Pope because he's nice to the gaymosexuals and spooky brown people in Not America. #PresidentPopeBannon?
- The cheeseburger guy Trump tapped to lead the Labor Department, Andrew Puzder, has admitted to hiring an illegal immigrant as a maid, but it's cool because He "You're Fired" her as soon as he found out.
- People REALLY don't like Betsy DeVos, and her Senate vote today may come down to Mike Pence pushing her over the line.
- Some congressional minions are still all chummy with their bosses despite being under investigation for a procurement scheme because the congress critters need to be sure they're compromised.
- People all over Capitol Hill are blowing whistles about whistle blowers because they want the people blowing all those whistles on their side so they themselves don't get blown.
- Melon Trump's new libelz law suit against all the icky tabloid people that called her an ALLEGED secret Russian pee hooker is peppered with phrasing explaining she really wanted to grift the White House. So that's neat!
- The New York Assembly passed a bill that would allow it to become a sanctuary state to help all the icky tired, sick homeless poors from Not America.
- Trump's White House is desperately resisting the urge to throw a tantrum after Melissa McCarthy hurt Sean Spicer's feelings when she portrayed him as a person being portrayed by someone with a vagina.
- Here's some Stephen Colbert nice time about the dead illegal Messicans keeping Trump from sleeping night after night (with votes!), and Seth Meyers breaking down Trump's shenanigans, like the NOT a Muslim ban, and Bowling Green Massacre.
- And here's your morning nice Time! Five minutes of kittens!