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Secret Service Keeps Imposter's Name Secret

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Fake town halls. Fake Secret Service agents. It has a pleasing kind of symmetry. But why is the real Secret Service protecting the identity of the guy who donned agent drag in Denver last month for a taxpayer-funded Social Security town hall meeting, then booted three attendees for the newly invented infraction of listening while being Democrats? So far, all the Secret Service has said is that the imposter was a "Republican Party staffer." Jay Klinkerman, chairman of the Colorado Young Republicans, is also keeping his mouth shut on this one. He helped the mystery man oust the trio, but won't talk "without a lawyer" present. Were any lawyers present this weekend when the Colorado Young Republicans apparently pulled a 14-hour all-nighter at Dewey's American Grill? Talked about a missed opportunity.


Young Republicans chairman confronted [Rocky Mountain News]

April Meeting [Colorado Young Republicans]

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There was a time, a few months ago, when everyone had written off Elizabeth Warren. Well, not me, because I am a fabulous genius, but lots of other people. The "very reasonable" talking heads on all the various news channels, the kind of people who used to say things like "Oh, we'd like universal health care too, but 'the people' will never go for it!" but who definitely did not actually want universal health care for any reason, and even the Trump campaign. Though, to be fair, the Trump campaign didn't think Trump had much of a chance of winning in 2016 either.

But now, as more and more people hear her speak, hear her plans, hear what she wants to do and how she wants to do it... Elizabeth Warren is rising up in the polls. She's a contender. In the most recent Quinnipiac poll, she was closing in on Sanders for second place nationally, and in California and Nevada polls, she's in second place.

And now, according to a report from Politico, the Trump campaign is now scrambling and panicking and... stalking her?

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