Secret Teleprompter Only Tells Obama To 'Say Cheese'
Look at these fools. They are the Leaders of Earth, for real! These are great meetings, because all the leaders get to wear some ridiculous native-garb costume so they look like a bunch of nerds at a Star Trek convention, in Iowa. Oh wait, that's the other World Leader Meeting, right? Ha somebody forgot to tell the guy up front, today is not funny Arab headdress day. Oh and whoops, somebody forgot to tell Ol' Mushmouth in the middle row that today is not turban day, either. So hard to coordinate! Remember that one time Dick Cheney showed up at a Holocaust memorial service at Auschwitz and thought it was "dress like a snowmobile mechanic" day? [White House Photo by Chuck Kennedy]