Selected Top Drudge Stories of the Moment, Explained
Honestly, we're shocked he's not leading with weather porn. But this hurricane is only hurting Mexican potential future illegal immigrants, and his love of an imaginary catfight trumps even the heaviest of rain storms.
* Michelle Obama said something about housekeeping that could be construed as an attack against Hillary, if you're drunk.
* Hillary said the Surge is working! Sort of! If you squint, and also if you're drunk!
* Obama knows full well he'll never, ever be President of anyone. He is stone sober.
* Lady who was mean to Rudy Giuliani is still being mean to Rudy Giuliani.
* Everyone in America is losing their house. BUT DID YOU HEAR WHAT MICHELLE OBAMA SAID ABOUT HILLARY MEEE-OW!!