Selections From the Idaho 'Statesman' Larry Craig Piece That Amused Us For Various Reasons

Not gay, just loves a good handjob. - WonketteYes yes yes we read the long article about how Larry Craig fucked the dude in Union Station. Thing is, we knew this last year! Everyone did! But still, here are the funny bits:

* He's fast! On May 12, two days before its interview with Craig, the Statesman finally interviewed Rogers' "best source," the man who says he is certain he had a brief sexual encounter with Craig at Union Station, which is two blocks from Craig's office. The man said the sex occurred in two restrooms on a weekday afternoon. He estimated the encounter lasted three or four minutes.

* He talks like Snagglepuss. To which Craig added, "Jiminy God!"

* He lives on a boat? Last fall, Craig's neighbors at a Washington marina expressed disbelief at Rogers' attempt to out him. Ed Johnson is an openly gay man, former local elected official and has been an acquaintance and neighbor of Craig's off and on for 15 years. He is president of the Gangplank Slipholders Association, a neighbor to the smaller Capital Yacht Club, where Craig lives.

Men's room arrest reopens questions about Sen. Larry Craig [Idaho Statesman]


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