Senate Decides John McCain Is 'American'

El Walnuts!Panamanian-born immigrant John "Juan" McCain wants to be president of El Norte, the Estados Unidos de América , but of course he is not from our patriotic country. Luckily, he is a global elitist with many powerful allies in our Senate, so yesterday all the senators got together and agreed that McCain is a "natural born citizen" and can be our oldest president once Hillary destroys Obama and the Democrats forever. [AFP]


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