Senate Filled With Human Shit
Capitol police blocked off the third floor Senate gallery on Wednesday after stunned and horrified staffers reported numerous piles of human shit all over the place.
"The prevailing theory was that the foul stuff had come from an adult or group of adults making a yet-to-be-determined political statement," reports Roll Call. Gee, you think so? We just figured Robert Byrd got lost on his way to the bathroom again.