LIVE: Senate Judiciary Committee Respectfully Discusses Merits Of Ketanji Brown Jackson Nomination
Kentaji Brown Jackson

Sorry, our bad, we meant that the Democrats on the Senate Judicary Committee will be talking respectfully about what a badass Ketanji Brown Jackson is. Republicans like Josh Hawley, Tom Cotton and Ted Cruz, we imagine, will do armpit farts while randomly shouting the words "child porn!"

The committee will be deliberating all day, and then sometime around early evening probably they'll officially vote her out of the committee. She may be confirmed by the end of the week!

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