Senate Pounds Federal Marriage Amendment with Its Hot Steel Rod of "No"
The ass-fucking starts now:
They make it sound so dirty! In the aftermath, Senator Santorum vowed to continue soldiering on: "Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?" And here we've been wasting all this energy on bogus intelligence! Turns out that those pesky WMDs have been in the Cleavers' garage all this time. We knew there was something shifty about them.
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