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Send Us Your Anecdotal Reports Of Isolated Voting-Day Irregularities, America!

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We'recompletely certain that this tweet from Col. Morris Davis is an isolated incident of a minor technological glitch. Has to be, right? Davis was sure it was only a glitch, but also thought it was a good reminder to voters that they should double-check before pressing "submit." Wonder how a nice strict Voter ID law would keep this sort of thing from happening?


So you tell us, Wonkers: What are you seeing at the polls? Stubborn voting machines? Terrifying Black Panthers opening doors for little old ladies? Dumpsters full of ballots? Egregious nose-picking? Drop us a line at tips at-sign wonkette dot com and let us know!

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Jason Kessler: SHUT UP DAD, I'M DOING NAZI STUFF!

In which the Unite The Right organizer's dad tells him to get out of his room.

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Jason Kessler is not having a good week. First, no one came to his special white people party in Washington, D.C. There were like, thirty people there, in total -- which is far fewer people than congregated this weekend in almost any place in America that is not a private residence.

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