Send Us Your Anecdotal Reports Of Isolated Voting-Day Irregularities, America!
We'recompletely certain that this tweet from Col. Morris Davis is an isolated incident of a minor technological glitch. Has to be, right? Davis was sure it was only a glitch, but also thought it was a good reminder to voters that they should double-check before pressing "submit." Wonder how a nice strict Voter ID law would keep this sort of thing from happening?
So you tell us, Wonkers: What are you seeing at the polls? Stubborn voting machines? Terrifying Black Panthers opening doors for little old ladies? Dumpsters full of ballots? Egregious nose-picking? Drop us a line at tips at-sign wonkette dot com and let us know!
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