Kids can't fucking vote! Call the fucking police!Hey, it's that day we've all heard so much about! Are you going to vote? We don't encourage it -- it's cold out there -- but it probably won't hurt anything, unless you manage to crash into the elementary school playground instead of actually parking by the polling station in the cafeteria. Anyway, please take camera-phone pictures and send them to tips-at-wonkette (com) so we can post them all day while we wait for the first results seven-hundred hours from now. [Bloomberg]

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