Senior Military Officials Suggest Next Iraqi Ruler Be Chosen Via Farcical Aquatic Ceremony
"Senior administration officials have acknowledged to me that they are considering alternatives other than democracy," said one military affairs expert who received an Iraq briefing at the White House last month and agreed to speak only on condition of anonymity.
-New York Times, today.
We like Enlightened Absolutism -- though an android-ruled Robocracy has a certain charm.
Note: Correct answer, "lawless shitstorm," not listed.