* HOLY SHIT IT'S A GIANT ASPARAGUS. [Prince of Petworth]

* "It's inhuman and morally outrageous, yes. But man, that's a pretty good idea for an online contest. If you could just tone down the evil you might really have something there." [The DCeiver]

* Water, water everywhere, except in Adams Morgan. [why.i.hate.dc]

* "Um, what?" [DCist]

* Bitch, please. [Eavesdrop DC]