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Seven More Terrible Things Jonah From 'Veep' Could Be Besides A Dirty Blogger

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jonah veepSpoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler, everyone's favorite rancid string bean, Jonah from "Veep," was revealed Sunday night to be a blogger in the field of political gossiptainment, via his not terribly anonymous blog, Westwingman.net. Man, remember when our sister site, TerribleNewsforTerriblePeople.com, was a "DC gossip" site? How could anybody possibly care about DC gossip? HOW DID THEY EVEN LIVE?


Of course, judging by the vacant-eyed pinch-faced soullessness of DC's remaining gossips, Jonah from "Veep" is a perfect choice to pick up Wonkette's long-dropped mantle, and judging by his tall white man-ness, he's probably going to take the cable news channels by storm.

With everyone's un-fondness for him and his real-life counterparts, we decided to listicle at ya seven worse things Jonah from "Veep" could be than a dirty gossip blogger. You know, like we said in this post's title.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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I wasn't ready for Koko the gorilla to die. She was just 46, so still young well past the upper age limit for a gorilla, but I'll miss her. She loved cats, told mildly amusing jokes, and put up with people, so she was a lot like your weird aunt.

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Donald Trump held one of his televised cabinet meetings today in which he railed about the terrible Democrats who forced the current border crisis (at a time when illegal border crossings are actually lower than usual). In what's sure to be his favorite phrase on Twitter for the next few days, Trump blamed "extremist open-border Democrats" for all the problems he brought on himself with his family separation policy, and explained that Democrats were simultaneously hurting illegal immigrants AND the rest of America by forcing Normal America to accept Central Americans who fled to the US. It made loads of sense! And then things got ... less so.

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