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Several Comical Instances Of Botched Crimes

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  • Apparent 1980s Orlando club owner Paul Strauss, who moonlights as a DC "Shadow Senator"—an entirely unreal position he's sometimes leveraged in attempts to hook up with Hayden Panetierre—acted like he was a real Senator during a recent DUI arrest. [DCist]
  • Rent out your apartment for thousands of dollars to Inauguration goers, the whole city is doing it! [DCist]
  • Hooray now buses, called "Circulators" apparently, will run through Adams Morgan. [DC Examiner]
  • Sexy thievery went terribly awry when some sunglassed mastermind stole a million bras but left behind her cell phone, which conveniently held artsy self-portraits. [WTOP]
  • A firefighter has been arrested for starting a fire that he was later called to fight. [Washington Post]
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