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Sexy Celebrities Love Politics Sexy Barack Obama

Oh hey it's the girl from that show Alias!

Every four years, America learns that young, attractive entertainers like Miss Jennifer Garner support the Democrats, while, uh, Bo Derek supports the Republicans. But this presidential campaign is so different! Why? Because there are now old, ugly entertainers supporting a Democrat. The photo evidence may shock you!


Never knowing, who to cling to ...

Here's beloved celebrity Perez Hilton Elton John Sr. doing something weird to his girlfriend Hillary Clinton. Something more than sexual ....

Everybody doesn't know their names.

And who are these scary old people? Why it's TV's Cheers heartthrob Ted Danson and this old liberal lady, Mary Steenbergen. Obviously, they are solidly behind Hillary Clinton's campaign.

Is that the star of 'Daredevil'?

Relatively young and handsome? Then it must be one of Hollywood's many Obama fans! Here's Good Will Hunting sensation Ben Affleck. He knows how to pick winners. For example, the pretty girl in the first picture is actress Jennifer Garner. He married her, even though he previously almost married Jennifer Lopez. (Shudder.)

What about elderly psycho John McCain? Where are his celebrity endorsements. Oh, here they are, at the very very bottom of his gloomy Endorsements web page:

Sad.

All photos by Associated Press.

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I was in D.C. last week for the first time since Donald Trump proved that our electoral process is silly. It feels like Vegas now with all the images of Trump around. Then I remembered he has the same job as the guy in the Jefferson Memorial. I tried to rationalize it in my head: Jefferson had unprotected sex with enslaved women. Trump reportedly has unprotected sex with adult film stars who can more or less come and go as they please. I suppose that's an improvement.

But how did we get here? How did our institutions fail us? It's not so much that Trump is an unqualified, racist radish head. He's also ridiculously corrupt.

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How can people be THIS BAD at their jobs?!?!? Did the State Department's social media team really schedule a live discussion of "traveling with kids" while the media is showing babies snatched at the border and imprisoned in cages?

OH. MY. GOD.

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