The latest proof that George W. Bush is gone and Barack Obama is president and we didn't all just imagine this, on drugs, is this new officialWhite House portrait of first lady Michelle Obama. And CNN, our nation's teevee news channel, has stories like this one: "How to get Michelle Obama's toned arms." Please gaze upon this official portrait respectfully, hands up where we can see them, as she is the first lady. [White House]