Shaha Ali Riza Isn't Paul Wolfowitz's 'Special Lady', She's His Fuckin' Lady Friend, Man
Slate :
Checking the appellation trail left by other news organizations on the Wolfowitz case, one finds, most commonly,girlfriendandcompanion, but alsofriend(CNN.com),romantic partner(theDallas Morning News),a close female friend(theMoney Timesof India), and evengal(theVillage Voice). Bloomberg News has usedpartner, which theTimesstyle guide calls "a suitable term for an unmarried companion of the same sex or the opposite one. But if the context allows misreading to mean a business partnership, usecompanioninstead."
Suggested euphemisms for the chick Paul Wolfowitz is paying to fuck him:
* Galpal
* Friend w/ benefits
* Fuck-buddy
* What's-her-face
* The Wolfucker
* The dumbest woman in Washington
* Shaha Ali RZA, aka Barbara Digital
You Go, Companion [Slate]