Shameless Depravity Photographed
So much wrong here. First, there's the "Wreath Laying," which is apparently the White House term for "second base with the hot blonde."
Then, there's a stone-faced Bill Frist using several of his extendable robot surgical arms to get the best photographic angle of the presidential pawing.
And then there's the extremely uncomfortable-looking first lady ... who mistakenly wore her Thanksgiving Day pilgrim outfit.
A struggle for civilization [Washington Times]