Shelley Sekula Gibbs Defeated In TX 22 Runoff :(
After a valiant and hard-fought campaign, former pretend Congresswoman and full-time nutbag Shelley Sekula Gibbs lost to some joker named Pete Olson last night in a primary runoff for Texas' 22nd Congressional district. Thus marks the close of another chapter in the fascinating political saga of a woman so beloved by her would-be consituents that one voter called her " DraculaCunt ."
Let's review some highlights from the magical career of Dr. Sekula Gibbs:
Her staff quit almost immediately after she came into Congress in 2006 for her seven-week reign of terror as Tom DeLay's replacement.
She vowed to overhaul the tax code and fix the Iraq war during that time, too.
Voters in her heavily Republican district opted for Democrat Nick Lampson that year rather than suffer the agonies of spelling her name correctly on a write-in ballot.
In this most recent humiliating episode, Senator John Cornyn and pretty much every other Republican in the state endorsed Pete Olson, a former Senate aide.
What's next for DraculaCunt? We understand McCain's still looking for a lady Veep !
Olson Wins Texas 22 Runoff [Southern Political Report]