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Sherwood Story Has Legs

ore.jpgIs it just us, or is Cynthia Ore, the woman who says Rep. Don Sherwood (R - PA) choked her in his D.C. massage lair, dressed like a wedding present from The Mustang Ranch? Ore, 29, says she met the married, 64-year-old Sherwood at a Young Republicans meeting in 1999. Which, while probably bad news for Sherwood's marriage, is probably great news for Young Republican meetings. Sherwood, for his part, says there was no choking involved, just a (vigorous?) back rub. Also that he only knows his accuser "casually." And, actually, after seeing Ore's pic, we totally believe that.


UPDATE: On a Maryland radio show today, Ore described her alleged relationship with Sherwood in more detail, saying, "Every day he told me I'm his lady, he loved me. He told me he had deep feelings for me...So my girlfriend's know. Actually they think he's hot, which he is of course."

Exclusive: Sherwood flap heats up [Times Leader]

Sherwood Denies Choking Woman [Times Leader]

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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