Shut Up Hippies: A Wonkette PSA

We hope that rainbow is made of greenhouse gases - WonketteIf one more person sends us a form email with the subject-line "Sen. Obama and Liquid Coal" we are going to run over an endangered falcon in a monster truck, which we'll be driving to a wind farm that we intend to burn down. Then we'll take a coal-powered steamship to a polar ice cap and set up some energy-inefficient space heaters. While taping down the nozzles on aerosol cans.

We will never care nor write about Barry Hussein's support for environmentally damaging energy sources, unless said support stems from the fact that he's having an affair with a coal industry lobbyist. A male coal industry lobbyist.


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