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Sister Wives: Creepy Dad Throws Creepy Party For Creepy Family, Creepy Self

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This week’s episode of “Sister Wives” was more a mash up than an episode. It felt like the editors didn’t have enough on one topic, so cobbled a bunch of things together to generate 45 minutes of outcasted Mormon fun. The non-sequiters were bumpin’ and I kept waiting for strobe lights to appear and Vanilla Ice’s old beats to carry the scenes.


They really paraded the 17 kids around this week. I wanted so badly for a 1-800 number to appear on the bottom of the screen so  we could donate. “For the price of one cup of coffee a day I COULD FEED Nickelback’s 17 kids!” One of the kids said she hopes her parents and ‘Aunts’ (what do you call your father’s three other wives?) receive funding for their business “My Sister Wives Closet” because she wants to go to college and eat. Aww. Eventually this same kid waved a scholarship letter around the room from Utah State and everyone clapped then moved on acting like her free education was just a coupon for 20% off a brisket.

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Fellow Wonkers, this last week of horror has been wearing on us all, because here we are in a world where the "president" of the United States has ordered that migrant children be taken away from their parents at the border, and is simultaneously proud of it (for his base) and cravenly blaming it on Democrats because even he knows it's morally reprehensible. But what the hell can we do about it, we are all keening, beyond calling our senators and representatives and posting sadness on Twitter, the latter of which is of dubious utility to anyone, and mostly depressing?

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There are perks to being the only Harvard professor willing to shill for the Bush League Mussolini. Everyone else has to haul ass to the Fox studio and sit for hair and makeup. Not Alan Dershowitz! He just parks his laptop in Pee Wee's playhouse and Skypes in that rant. Is he even wearing pants? We hope never to find out!

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