Skateboard Punk Rock Folk Singer Lefty Michelle Shocked Does Not Like 'Fags'


Sorry, fellow 1980s protesters against "nuclear war" and "nuclear power" and "whatever else we were protesting about in the 1980s oh yeah we remember now it was Iran-Contra." You are now going to have to throw away your cassette tape of "Short Sharp Shocked," which was the soundtrack to all those protests, because Michelle Shocked, who used to come to those protests and play the git-tar, has gone off the fucking rails talking about fags and hating fags and the proper non-care and non-feeding of fags, and how gay marriage will destroy the world. Can somebody please come up with a "When I Grow Up I Want to Be an Old Woman" pun, for us to put here? Great, thanks!

So is this how Victoria Jackson's fans felt when she started getting all nutty-Christ-y-God-Hates-Fagsy? Oh right, Victoria Jackson didn't have any fans.

Shocked has also been big in Occupy drum circles lately, as seen above, and was once married to our friend Bart Bull, who says she is crazy but of course all ex-husbands say that but now we guess we believe him.


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