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  • Michelle Obama wears sleeveless outfits all the time, giving the rest of America an inferiority complex about its flabby upper arms. [New York Times]
  • President Obama gave a speech last night, but you already knew that. [Wall Street Journal]
  • Egypt is still trying to broker a peace in Gaza, and in the meantime Israel and Palestine are launching airstrikes and rockets at each other, as is their wont. [AP]
  • It wouldn't be Mardi Gras in New Orleans without a little midday gunfire. [Times-Picayune]
  • Don't expect yesterday's stock market rally to continue. Success is very short-lived these days. [CNN Money]
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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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