Finally, someone has created website banners for people like us:
Funny because it's true! Some further suggestions:
• We're taking your guns away.
• I voted for one world government so that you don't have to.
• Proud parent of a guy who's married to another guy.
• I'm a citizen of the United Nations.
• Redistributing wealth since 1913.
• My other car is a black helicopter.
• Terrorists are people too.
• Free abortions for everyone.
• Don't mess with taxes.
• Ask me about the homosexual agenda.
• In the event of the Rapture, this car will be doing a 150 down the center lane.
• Honk if you love ass-fucking.
• Soft on crime, soft on the causes of crime.
• These colors run.
Download My Banners! [Zenarchy.com]