Slut-o-meter Ranks the Beltway Floozies
Our geeky sister showed us the Google Slut-o-meter, which uses a complicated mathematical algorithm to determine precisely levels of skankiness. Our initial tests, using Nancy Pelosi's score of negative 5% and Paris Hilton's 84% for reference, had a couple surprises:
* Michael Brown: 14.75% slut.
* Jessica Cutler: 50.81% slut.
* John Roberts: 14.83% slut.
* Jenna Bush: 61.81% --sluttier than Jessica Cutler!Google goesn't lie, Jenna!
And, most interestingly, mysteriously departed policy adviser Claude Allen: A remarkable 31.68% slut. You can't tell us this is just about prayer.
Of further interest is that, overall, Washington seems to be sluttier than Silicon Valley . The pickin's are equally slim, if you ask us.
Slut-o-meter Google Promiscuity Calculator [Lifehacker]
Valley Sluts on the Slut-o-meter [Valleywag]