You know what makes total sense? If, as the subject of an investigation into smearing administration critics, you go out and smear the investigator. Because that doesn't make you seem like a vindictive little fuck or anything. And yet the Daily News reports that the White House has launched a "not-so-subtle campaign" against leak investigation special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald: "He's a vile, detestable, moralistic person with no heart and no conscience who believes he's been tapped by God to do very important things." Of course they're right. He acts like he wants to democratize the Middle East or something.