Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em
Honestly, we're not troubled by the D.C. city council's smoking ban. Hell, there's an exemption for hookah bars, what more do you want? Mayor Anthony Williams thinks that the prohibition will lead to people stomping off for the tobacco-friendly climes of Northern Virginia, but we think it all depends on where they can find parking. And, come on: Anything that will keep Ann Coulter from coming back is fine with us.