Smoke 'Em While You Can

Smokers and libertarians across the District yesterday are crestfallen today with the news that the D.C. Council's Committee on Health have decided to move a smoking ban bill out of committee that will ban smoking in all DC bars and restaurants by 2007 and move Christopher Hitchens that much closer to his inevitable nervous breakdown -- which we comfortably predict will surpass Breaking Bonaduce in both sheer gut-punching horror and goggle-eyed incomprehensibility.

In their parting shot about a month ago, Brooke Oberwetter of Ban The Ban signed off saying: "We fought the good fight, and at the end of the day we should sleep well, if for no other reason than that we can be secure in the knowledge that we aren


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