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Snide Trustfunder Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller 'Celebrates' Obamacare Anniverary, With Snideness

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Feliz cumpleanos, Obamacare! Don't look now, but Tucker Carlson's Internet Spazzathon is having itself aright nice little chortle about how stupid you are and how you will dooooom President Barack Obama's reelection campaign! Aw, don't feel bad! Everyone knows Tucker Carlson's an asshole! Here, for instance, is some "reporter" being completely disingenuous and conflating the number of Americans who believe the reactionary Roberts Court will strike you down with supposing that must mean they are for the reactionary Roberts Court striking you down! Comme ci:


The Republicans’ will get much public applause because a new poll shows that 49 percent of Americans expect the law to be struck down by a Supreme Court review that begins the week after the law’s second birthday. Only 29 percent of Americans — basically, the Democratic Party’s base — believes the bill will survive the court’s quasi-death panel, according to a mid-March poll of 1,000 likely voters by The Hill newspaper.

Oh we're sorry, we fell asleep there for an hour. Regardless, Your Editrix is sure that all of the 25-year-olds who got to stay on their parents' insurance this year, and those who may have been denied Blue Cross because they are uninsurable 39-year-olds with breast lumps but are now insured through the Pre-Existing Condition Insurance Plan for the unbelievably affordable price of a couple hundy bucks a month, will also go out and rage against this awful, draconian, terrible, no-good, very bad law because they too are gullible morons who got riled up by Fox News and Sarah Palin because FEMA camps and Death Panels.

What else you got, Daily Caller?

Blah blah blah boring thing, Obamacare “may prove to be the single biggest contributor to his defeat in November,” according to a March 18 memo by Rick Wiley, the political director at the Republican National Committee, which is preparing to mark the second anniversary this Friday.

Sure, sounds good. Very reliable, with their unbiased "news" takes, the RNC, always whom we look to for reporting and deciding. Good journalism guys! Nice job! [DailyCallgirl]

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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