So That Insane Indiscriminate Book Burning?: Three Penguin Classics In An Indoor Garbage Can
Recall the famed Halloween Book Burning Plot of the Amazing Grace Baptist Church, at which a piece of music's or book's very existence alone was enough to place it squarely on the side of the Devil, Satan. Satan was most displeased, for how would he convince people to come be homosexuals with him in hell without... contemporary Christian music! This is why the book burning was held indoors, in a single garbage can, where Satan has no jurisdiction.
"We wanted to say that the Book Burning was a great success[.] We wanted to thank all the Bible doubters who prayed for rain with us. All the protestors and media got wet; we were inside where it was nice and dry[.] We are not glad people got wet, we are glad that His Word was honored. Some have written praising God that he intervened and stopped the Book Burning because of the rain, protestors, and state laws about burning paper. Nothing was stopped. Our goal was to destroy garbage as noted below, and we did just that. We didn't care how it was destroyed; only that it was destroyed. These same people must have never heard about 'Paper, Rock, & Scissors.' Scissors cut paper, and paper tears real easy. We destroyed everything as planned. Praise God! God answered every prayer that everyone prayed, but they don't like the answer."