So What Are You Wearing, Mr. Vice President?
Low Culture calls it "Speed Dating with Tony Snow and Dick Cheney," we prefer to see this "Telephonic Interview of the Vice President by Tony Snow, Fox News," as the world's lowest-risk sex act: the aural blow job.
SNOW: Why is Ted Kennedy so mad at you?
THE VICE PRESIDENT: Me personally?
THE VICE PRESIDENT: I didn't know he was.
SNOW: Okay. Vice President Dick Cheney, I want to thank you for joining -- and by the way, is "Red River" really your favorite movie?
THE VICE PRESIDENT: (Laughter.) Well, it's right up there at the top of my short list.
Telephonic Interview of the Vice President by Tony Snow, Fox News [WhiteHouse.gov via Low Culture]