Some Fine Art For Your Christian Home To Remind You Jesus Is Watching When You Have Sex With A Tiger
Hey, naked Adam! Hey, naked Eve! Whatcha doin'? Bein' white? That makes sense. Everyone knows we started white, in Mesopotamia, and then, we don't know, the Curse of Ham something something? We're a bit behind on our Christian Identity newsletters. Anyway, here is Jesus. He is stone cold pimping out Eve, like, she has really hot breasts man, you wanna suck on them? Also, there is a tiger. Why? Because the new Greatest Artist in the Universe (go to hell Jon McNaughton), Nathan Greene, says there are. Let us look at some more Jesus art of Jesus photobombing the hell out of all your precious memories! (Of when you had sex with that tiger.)
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