We have never heard of this "Thaddeus McCotter" character who snuck out of To Kill a Mockingbird to run for president. All we know about him is that he an obscure elected representative with a weird name who is "hawkish on foreign policy and sympathetic to labor unions," which basically makes him sounds like white Barack Obama any time Obama drops another bomb on Libya, Yemen, or now Somalia. So good luck with that. And this will be our "Thaddeus McCotter" picture from now on:

[WSJ]